fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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