no, he came in my armpit
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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