Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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