Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
barbara walters just said penis...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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