What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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