we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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