I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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