What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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