we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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