is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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