Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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