so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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