Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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