His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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