if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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