Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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