He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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