# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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