If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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