she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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