This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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