Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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