The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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