It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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