are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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