it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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