1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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