Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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