She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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