Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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