Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Every concussion has its silver lining
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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