idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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