babies were throwing up all over the place
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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