So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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