So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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