I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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