Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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