I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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