So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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