Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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