a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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