Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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