i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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