Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Randomize
