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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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