It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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