no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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