My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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