So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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