I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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