I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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