"it" just moved
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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