Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I touched a dick in church today
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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